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This is a discussion on It's magic! within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; ...
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06-03-2008, 12:26 PM
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It's magic!
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. 'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. |
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06-03-2008, 05:17 PM
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Maturing Puffer Fish
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Oh noooo....
Must... contain... laughter... at... work... Losing... struggle....  |
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06-03-2008, 05:44 PM
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Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes
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 MAO
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06-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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Alpha Puffer Fish
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haha ha hah a ha lol lol ol
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06-03-2008, 09:06 PM
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LAWL!
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06-03-2008, 09:12 PM
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Ummm...Swisher
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Damn, I cant wait to tell that one to my grand dad!
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06-03-2008, 10:21 PM
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"If I cannot smoke in heaven, than I shall not go."-Mark Twain |
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