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Old 06-13-2008, 12:37 PM   #1
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[SIZE=3]A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and put it in their shopping cart. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife. So he does and they carry on shopping.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful, replies the wife.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.[/SIZE]
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:34 PM   #2
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chuckle... well done.
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Old 06-13-2008, 07:57 PM   #3
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Re: Half Price

Usually takes more than 24 for me to see beauty. Must be a guy from Ft. Worth, Texas.

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Sounds like the 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2!
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:31 PM   #5
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I can sure relate to that one!
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