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Old 06-23-2008, 07:58 PM   #1
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5 Minute Management course

Saw this on another site and thought it was funny.....


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings, the wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, their next door neighbor. Before she can say a word, Bob says, I will give you $800 to drop that towel! After thinking for a moment , she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds , Bob hands her $800 and leaves. she wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that?. It was Bob our next door neighbor. Great her husband says., by the way did he happen to say anything about the $800 he owed me?

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Old 06-23-2008, 08:36 PM   #2
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I might have to try that one day. Way to go Bob! Is this the same Bob from the Enzyte commercials?
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I like it
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:13 PM   #4
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I might have to try that one day. Way to go Bob! Is this the same Bob from the Enzyte commercials?

And they live where?!
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:18 PM   #5
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I've dropped more $$$$$ than that to get a girl to drop a towel
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whenever i ask, they always do it for free..
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:25 PM   #7
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whenever i ask, they always do it for free..
And who are you?! Brad friggin' Pitt?
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:27 PM   #8
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I like Bob
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Bob got a free show, good for Bob!
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Bob is quick on his feet, but I doubt he'll be coming over for the Saturday night barbecue..
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