The tiny pianist

[Kiwi Michelle]

[SIZE=5]A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and
places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up
and asks what's in the bag.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about
one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back
into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter
as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a
beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'[/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into
the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks
and they keep coming![/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think
your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks.'[/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][SIZE=5]
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'Tell me about it!!' says the man,
'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?[/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][/SIZE]

[Old Sailor]

[themoneycollector]

[awsmith4]

[Pat1075]

not bad

[jamesb3]

That is really funny!

[andrewsutherland2002]