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Old 07-08-2008, 08:41 PM   #1
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A recent study conducted by Harvard University found
that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the American Medical Association found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year.

This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

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Now if we could just get our damn cars to get that kind of mileage!
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yeah good mileage, but my top speed sucks!!
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yeah good mileage, but my top speed sucks!!
explains why the mileage is so good?
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Funniest thing Ive read all day
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Yeah, that was pretty funny.
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Now if we could just get our damn cars to get that kind of mileage!
We can if the big 3 will get off their ass and hire REAL mechanics to help design cars. If thy keep hiring these book worm engineers that think theory's are reality and have no REAL experiences with cars its just going to get worse.

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