Restrooms - one for the gals!!

[Kiwi Michelle]

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it was
always occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms
don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew
would be supreme ecstasy.


Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember
was pushing the ATR button.


'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
penis is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN

[icehog3]

Why's is gotta be Chicago, Kiwi.








I think I was telling that one about 35 years ago.

[taltos]

Tom, I can really see Michelle singing "Dirty Glass" to you as she abuses you. Not to say that it is right.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by taltos

Tom, I can really see Michelle singing "Dirty Glass" to you as she abuses you. Not to say that it is right.

I'm OK with that.

[Jbailey]

Note to self, never push the ATR button.

[jamesb3]

That's a classic!

[Kiwi Michelle]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Why's is gotta be Chicago, Kiwi.








I think I was telling that one about 35 years ago.

[SIZE=3]Hehe new release joke here in New Zealand.....[/SIZE]

Originally Posted by taltos

Tom, I can really see Michelle singing "Dirty Glass" to you as she abuses you. Not to say that it is right.

[SIZE=3]I had to google that song - I like that is sung by an Irish band. Anyway -I would never abuse Tom.........not unless he asked me to[/SIZE]

Originally Posted by Jbailey

Note to self, never push the ATR button.

[SIZE=3]Don't ever loose that note Dave[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I could suggest a place to get it tattooed[/SIZE]

[pearson]

I guess that now he can push the atr button all he wants

[SmokinAFuente]