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Old 07-14-2008, 03:31 PM   #1
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Two guys are sitting around one day talking about what they got their wives for their birthdays. One guy says to the other, "I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to Italy. I figured if she didn't like the necklace then she would like the trip". The other guy just laughs and says, "I got my wife a trip to Italy as well and a dildo. I figured if she doesn't like the trip then she can go f*@k herself".
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[SIZE=3]MAO! [/SIZE]
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