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Should I sell the boat?

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Old 07-23-2008, 12:25 PM   #1
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Should I sell the boat?

[SIZE="2"]Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the
day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that shit?'

I still don't know if she was joking.[/SIZE]
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:35 PM   #2
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:50 PM   #3
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Re: Should I sell the boat?

Damn, I felt bad for you until I noticed this was in the Joke section.
I really need to pay more attention to the Forums I am looking at
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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Re: Should I sell the boat?

I was laughing out loud for real people in the office asked if I was ok.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:33 AM   #5
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Hahahahaha


Good one.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:31 AM   #6
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Man that would suck so bad
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:52 PM   #7
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Man I would feel for this guy!
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TOO FUNNY!
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Old 07-25-2008, 07:17 AM   #9
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Re: Should I sell the boat?

haven't been able to pick my jaw up yet.... I wanna know what happens next...
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haven't been able to pick my jaw up yet.... I wanna know what happens next...
He keeps the boat! After 20 years of marriage the boat still gives him a full day of fun and relaxation.
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:20 AM   #11
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He keeps the boat! After 20 years of marriage the boat still gives him a full day of fun and relaxation.
YEA A HAPPY ENDING,thanks for sharing
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