haha

[milehighgolfer]

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man
arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,
'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady,
'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's
to hang your pants on.'

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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alberta woodpecker was amazed.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]The Saskatchewan woodpecker then challenged the Alberta woodpecker to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it and accepted the challenge.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]So the two flew to Saskatchewan where the Alberta woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called im-peckable tree with no problem.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the Saskatchewan woodpecker was able to peck the Alberta tree and the Alberta woodpecker was able to peck the Saskatchewan tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own province????[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.[/SIZE]


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[leasingthisspace]

Thats funny.

[theycallmedan'lboone]

Well done.

[jamesb3]

That's funny.