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Old 08-04-2008, 05:33 PM   #1
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked
him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,"
she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,"
he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head
again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied......."Your horse called."
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:49 PM   #2
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Wonder what kind of horse
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:49 PM   #3
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Just wait until [SIZE=2]Laura Lou finds out he called her a horse.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:55 AM   #4
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Started off like a good excuse
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:29 AM   #5
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Good one!

I'm sooo telling that one at work tomorrow.


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Old 08-11-2008, 07:20 PM   #6
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Just wait until [SIZE=2]Laura Lou finds out he called her a horse.[/SIZE]
Now that's funny!
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:36 PM   #7
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A clean joke that put a smile on my face a rare occasion





now were did I put that scratch sheet
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:02 AM   #8
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Wow, a talking horse.
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