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This is a discussion on The Penguin within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A penguin notices that his car is belching black smoke from the exhaust, so he takes it to the local ...
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08-09-2008, 12:38 PM
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Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes
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The Penguin
A penguin notices that his car is belching black smoke from the exhaust, so he takes it to the local garage to have a mechanic look at it.
While he's waiting, he sees a seven-eleven across the road, so he decides to go across and buy an ice cream to pass the time. The problem is that without proper arms, he couldn't eat the ice cream too well, and it ended up all over his beak. Just then, he notices that the mechanic has brought his car out of the workshop, so he hurries back across the road. The mechanic smiles and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No," said the penguin. "It's ice cream, honest!"
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08-09-2008, 04:27 PM
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I smoke sub $7.00 cigars
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Re: The Penguin
What kind of car...??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radqC4aTz0w
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08-09-2008, 04:30 PM
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i need a cookie bailout
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08-09-2008, 05:30 PM
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Re: The Penguin
Quote:
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08-11-2008, 12:14 AM
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Nice.
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