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Old 08-15-2008, 09:09 PM   #1
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Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'

'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'

'Social Security sex?! What the heck is that?'

'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:39 PM   #2
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Yep, sounds about right
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Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'

'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.'

'Social Security sex?! What the heck is that?'

'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
I always heard it this way:

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Sounds like married sex.
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