Northern Lights?

[JaKaAch]

A Texan and his girlfriend decided to go see the northern lights. They drove to the southernmost border of Canada. They parked their car in a field and waited for the lights to start.
Soon, the sky lit up with the amazing northern lights.
The man got out of the car to get a better look. He was so excited by the lights that he was jumping up and down. His girlfriend sat in the car reading a magazine. He was astonished. He asked her, "What's the matter? Does the aurora bore ya, Alice?"

[leasingthisspace]

cheezey man cheezey

[JaKaAch]

Originally Posted by leasingthisspace

cheezey man cheezey

These are Cheezey:

The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in its own whey.

The chef took some cheese and made some grate things.

Cheese makers have many expenses in curd.

He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar few pounds.

When the 'big cheese' of the company came to a meeting and sat between the president and vice-president, he turned out to be a big cheese grilled sandwich.

A cat ate some cheese, and waited for a mouse with baited breath.

[TikiHut27]

I didn't know punning was allowed on this site when I registered. There should be a warning about this type of behavior.

Where are the mods when you need them??

[yayson]

lemme guess... Jeff got booze for his birthday?

[jamesb3]

Originally Posted by JaKaAch

These are Cheezey:

The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in its own whey.

The chef took some cheese and made some grate things.

Cheese makers have many expenses in curd.

He went on a cheese diet in order to cheddar few pounds.

When the 'big cheese' of the company came to a meeting and sat between the president and vice-president, he turned out to be a big cheese grilled sandwich.

A cat ate some cheese, and waited for a mouse with baited breath.

Really cheesy!