|
|
|
 |
|
||||||
 |
CIGAR REVIEWS | CIGAR VIDEOS | INTERVIEWS | CIGAR NEWS | OUR TWO CENTS BLOGS | PUFFCAST | CIGAR FORUMS | PUFF LIFESTYLE | CONTACT |
| ||||||
This is a discussion on Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. ...
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
08-21-2008, 08:31 PM
|
#1 |
|
hut hunter
|
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able
to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb ass. ---------------- Now playing: Eagles - Tequila Sunrise via FoxyTunes Last edited by BigVito; 08-21-2008 at 08:37 PM.. |
|
|
|
08-21-2008, 08:36 PM
|
#2 |
|
A$ylum MassHole!
|
Re: Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
 Dumb Ass! 
__________________
"Never trust a MassHole offering to send you anything..." 
|
|
|
|
|
08-21-2008, 09:18 PM
|
#3 |
|
.090909
|
Re: Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
__________________
 Vodka is food....who's hungry? You're welcome, Dave. 
|
|
|
|
|
08-26-2008, 09:38 PM
|
#4 |
|
Locked Up
|
Re: Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
 That's a 5 dancing chickens joke!
__________________
"If I cannot smoke in heaven, than I shall not go."-Mark Twain |
|
|
|
|
08-27-2008, 04:12 PM
|
#5 |
|
Here and there
|
Re: Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
hah pretty awesome
__________________
Member of the '08 Newbie Brigade  Vote Redbaron for a simpler, happier, and subdude CS. |
|
|
|
|
09-06-2008, 10:56 PM
|
#6 |
|
gone to greener pastures
|
Re: Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
__________________
 "If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to,I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." George burns at age 98 |
|
|
|
|
| Bookmarks |
| Tags |
| amazing , bubba , family , heard , long , stories , tradition |
 |
||
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
|
||
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
