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Old 08-24-2008, 05:20 PM   #1
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We're looking for a few good men and women to join our consulting group.

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I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon and gin into urine. We're pretty damn good at it too!!






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And we must get up frequently during the night to accomplish this!
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Well, I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon and gin into urine. We're pretty damn good at it too!!

I didn't realize how educated I was.....or maybe just old

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My job was to turn any alcoholic beverage into urine, now I'm retired at 38!
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Looks like you finally got that face lift, Peter
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