Bet you didn't know this:

[germantown rob]

[SIZE="2"]Bet you didn't know this:

I checked out on snoops, it must be true


Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the
eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Rectal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving
people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it
doesn't bring a tear to your eye. [/SIZE]

[TXRebel]

I called in sick last week and told the boss I had Rectal Optic Nerve Disorder. He asked me what exactly is that and I replied “I just can’t see my a$$ coming to work today”.

[TripleF]

Dang. You're right!!!

[massphatness]

Originally Posted by TripleF

Dang. You're right!!!

Please wash your hands.

[taltos]

If Crystal Gayle had known this fact, her song would have been written as "Don't it Make my Blue Eyes Brown".

[smokinpoke]

Originally Posted by taltos

If Crystal Gayle had known this fact, her song would have been written as "Don't it Make my Blue Eyes Brown".

[jamesb3]

Originally Posted by germantown rob

[SIZE=2]Bet you didn't know this: [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]I checked out on snoops, it must be true [/SIZE]


[SIZE=2]Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]eyeball to the anus? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]It's called the Rectal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]people a shitty outlook on life. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]doesn't bring a tear to your eye. [/SIZE]

Originally Posted by TXRebel

I called in sick last week and told the boss I had Rectal Optic Nerve Disorder. He asked me what exactly is that and I replied “I just can’t see my a$$ coming to work today”.

Funny stuff guys!