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Old 08-28-2008, 08:29 PM   #1
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Implants In 30 Minutes

Due to the advance in medical technology, surgical technique and the safety of silicone breast implants, a California cosmetic surgery practice is opening in a new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.

They are going to call the clinic: "Jiffy Boob."
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:15 AM   #2
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:53 AM   #3
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
Why so serious?!

(Sorry, his avatar made me do it)
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
Sorry if it offended you. I think it is funny and so did my wife.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:07 PM   #5
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Sorry if it offended you. I think it is funny and so did my wife.
I think he is a pun hater...
It might have been a teatious joke, but I don't know if it was a pun..
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Oh hell, it's just plain funny!
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Old 08-31-2008, 02:51 AM   #7
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I think he is a pun hater...
That is correct.

Punning is a sin against nature.

Those islands they used to put lepers on are available now, aren't they?

Punner colonies. Good idea. I'm writing my congressman.

Boob jokes are fine, though.
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That is correct.

Punning is a sin against nature.

Those islands they used to put lepers on are available now, aren't they?

Punner colonies. Good idea. I'm writing my congressman.

Boob jokes are fine, though.
I guess you missed mine...
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I guess you missed mine...
Ignoring puns is sometimes the best option.
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