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This is a discussion on Another golf ball joke........ within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Man tries to sell a single golf ball at his local golf club for $500...saying that it's the last ball ...
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08-31-2008, 09:16 AM
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Another golf ball joke........
Man tries to sell a single golf ball at his local golf club for $500...saying that it's the last ball you'll ever need as it can't be lost!
The golfers ask how you can't lose it... "If you hit it into a lake or pond, it not only floats but also has a little propeller that comes out of it and it swims over to the river-bank too.....if you hit it in sand and it gets completely covered it has little legs that come out of the bottom and it stands up out of the sand so you can see it....if you hit it into a bush it starts beeping at 130db and flashes too so you can find it" A golfer asks "Where did you get it from?" "I found it"
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08-31-2008, 12:05 PM
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Re: Another golf ball joke........
a++
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08-31-2008, 12:44 PM
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Re: Another golf ball joke........
I need one of those! Maybe I can find one on ebay for $50!
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09-01-2008, 10:24 PM
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Re: Another golf ball joke........
Not bad, better if it could find the hole itself
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