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Old 09-01-2008, 07:28 AM   #1
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love
doing that?'

She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
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Nooo! lol
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I think that I just threw up in my mouth.
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Could be worse, she could have just been tucking it!!!
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:06 PM   #5
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Could be worse, she could have just been tucking it!!!
True, just ask Danny Bonnaduce!!
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:34 PM   #6
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my eyes my god my eyes........lol
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That one catches you by surprise.....hahaha.
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I laughed so hard that mine fell off...
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That is funny.
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That is so wrong it's hilarious!
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