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Old 09-03-2008, 09:36 PM   #1
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I've had some crappy jobs in my life, but this is ridiculous
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:02 PM   #2
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:46 PM   #3
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I'm wondering what the interview questions where about? Can you be over qualified for this type of job?
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:21 AM   #4
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I'm wondering what the interview questions where about? Can you be over qualified for this type of job?
I've had some pretty strange job interviews myself, including for the one and only Cirque Du Soliel as an Usher.

Instead of asking normal questions, they asked everyone what there favorite color was and why. Then there favorite fruit and why. Then what there favorite animal was and why.

I really don't get some people now a days. Seriously.

BTW...in case you didn't figure it out, I didn't get the job.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:24 AM   #5
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I've had some pretty strange job interviews myself, including for the one and only Cirque Du Soliel as an Usher.

Instead of asking normal questions, they asked everyone what there favorite color was and why. Then there favorite fruit and why. Then what there favorite animal was and why.

I really don't get some people now a days. Seriously.

BTW...in case you didn't figure it out, I didn't get the job.
Wrong Color, huh?

Me too....
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:35 AM   #6
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I hope they don't forget to flush!
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:02 PM   #7
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I've had some pretty strange job interviews myself, including for the one and only Cirque Du Soliel as an Usher.

Instead of asking normal questions, they asked everyone what there favorite color was and why. Then there favorite fruit and why. Then what there favorite animal was and why.

I really don't get some people now a days. Seriously.

BTW...in case you didn't figure it out, I didn't get the job.
Did they also ask the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:05 PM   #8
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Hope my boss doesnt see this!!!
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:21 PM   #9
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Did they also ask the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Is that an African or European Swallow?
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:23 AM   #10
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Honestly, this thread cracks me up.

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Old 09-05-2008, 12:52 AM   #11
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Reminds me of the guys in medieval Paris who would walk around in long, loose coats and carry a chamberpot. For a small price you could use their chamberpot right there in the street while they surrounded you with their long, black coat.
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