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Old 01-09-2006, 10:41 AM   #1
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World's Shortest FairyTale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:33 PM   #2
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Great story with a happy ending. I've also read the other story where she says YES. I found it in the Horror Section of Barnes and Noble.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:19 PM   #3
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you guys are so funny!!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:35 PM   #4
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I think there is more to that story though...

...he had more money
...he had less headaches due to the lack of screaming

I think there's more but I forget the rest!
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:31 PM   #5
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I think there is more to that story though...

...he had more money
...he had less headaches due to the lack of screaming

I think there's more but I forget the rest!
And wasn't there something about no one complaining about how much money he spent on cigars? I thought that was in there too.
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:18 PM   #6
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I tell that to my wife all the time....she does not find it as funny as me.....
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:25 PM   #7
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But the guy who found a wife who enjoyed those things as well, lived even happier.

Whats a marriage if you can't have a little flatulence between spouses...
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But the guy who found a wife who enjoyed those things as well, lived even happier.

finally.. a man that get's it!! Was beginning to think Frank and Jack Nicholson were the one's that got that.
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But the guy who found a wife who enjoyed those things as well, lived even happier.

Whats a marriage if you can't have a little flatulence between spouses...
Not a man that gets it..a man who's wife reads these forums
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...and left the toilet seat up ...
he's gonna fall in (in the middle of the night)
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finally.. a man that get's it!! Was beginning to think Frank and Jack Nicholson were the one's that got that.
Ah, Jack...yes, I remember "The Shining"....that's a portrait of a man taking charge in his marriage!!

"HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!"
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But the guy who found a wife who enjoyed those things as well, lived even happier.

Whats a marriage if you can't have a little flatulence between spouses...

Fiction/fantasy section of Barnes and Noble.

At any rate when I saw the title I figure it was about Tom Cruise.
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Ah, Jack...yes, I remember "The Shining"....that's a portrait of a man taking charge in his marriage!!

"HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!"
Yeah he took charge. some charge. She drove him nuts. They never tell you that part.
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Yeah he took charge. some charge. She drove him nuts. They never tell you that part.
They need to ask us!!
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