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Old 09-23-2008, 03:01 PM   #1
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One of the funniest moments in a long time

I was out with some friends this past weekend. There were 3 other mom's and 4 girls around 14. My daughter asks why one of her male teachers when he is talking will sometimes lift one leg to the side and shake it, and she demonstrated. The 3 other girls were like yea! Why does he do that. I just smirked and all three of the moms were like we don't know and looked at me.

I said "Cause his balls are sweaty and sticking to his leg"



All 7 in unison were like EWWWWWWW! It was freaking hilarious, they could just not get over it. One of the moms finally said well I guess its better then what all the baseball players do.

About 3 hours later one of the other moms came back to me and said "I wish you would not have told me that, I have seen 3 guys do that in the past couple hours and now I get a mental image everytime! "

I could not stop laughing.
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Y'know.. sometimes the truth hurts
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I guess you leg shakers have never heard of Gold Bond powder..

Maybe thats why the chicken dances around like that..
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I guess you leg shakers have never heard of Gold Bond powder..

Maybe thats why the chicken dances around like that..
damnn that's just too funny.
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I guess you leg shakers have never heard of Gold Bond powder..

Maybe thats why the chicken dances around like that..
I think you are right, it's not a dance, it because of the sweaty chicken balls.
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it's not a dance, it because of the sweaty chicken balls.


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Re: One of the funniest moments in a long time

I lift my left leg and two things happen.

1 - Jen and Marissa run for cover

2 - I pray it ain't "lumpy"

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man, thats some funny stuff. People should never know what to expect when a guy lifts his leg.

The other good one is the "squat while walking" technique. Curse those sweaty satchels.
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I lift my left leg and two things happen.

1 - Jen and Marissa run for cover

2 - I pray it ain't "lumpy"


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