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This is a discussion on haha within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Originally Posted by scottw a guy walked into a dr's office screaming "wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee". the dr. replied "relax, ...

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Old 09-26-2008, 11:21 AM   #16
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a guy walked into a dr's office screaming "wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee". the dr. replied "relax, your a little "two tents"
that was HORRIBLE!

Do you know what the definition of a will is?
....
come on it's a dead giveaway...
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:02 PM   #17
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that was HORRIBLE!

Do you know what the definition of a will is?
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come on it's a dead giveaway...
I know, got it from my dad, he thought it was hilarous.
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:28 PM   #18
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What do you call a mushroom who buys drinks all night?


A fungi to be with!
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:40 PM   #19
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Where do you take a sick boat?

To the dock.
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:16 PM   #20
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One of my buddies father always use to tell us to invest in land for cemetaries..........
Because people were dying to get into them
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:48 PM   #21
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...and did you here about the cow's professional review?

She was outstanding in her field.


My buddies kids love that one.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:06 PM   #22
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...and did you here about the cow's professional review?

She was outstanding in her field.


My buddies kids love that one.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:30 PM   #23
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How did the butcher introduce his daughter?

"Everybody, meet Patty."
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Old 09-27-2008, 04:29 AM   #24
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What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Sure you can, but only in a C.
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:08 AM   #25
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You know why they call it the bayou?
Cause when the flood comes in, you gotta bayou a new carpet.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:57 AM   #26
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:24 AM   #27
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Very cute!
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Old 10-02-2008, 06:41 PM   #28
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Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.


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If you spin a Chinese person, do they become disoriented?
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