haha

[BigVito]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13.. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Betwe en Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Di rt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

< /B>21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Is a TexasTornado And a Mississippi Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!

[JaKaAch]

Watch out there Big V, there are some pun haters in the jungle..

Do you know why toad stools grow close together?
Because theres not mushroom..

[BigVito]

Originally Posted by JaKaAch

Watch out there Big V, there are some pun haters in the jungle..

Do you know why toad stools grow close together?
Because theres not mushroom..

I think we will be alright.

[CBI_2]

Great Stuff!

[BigVito]

Originally Posted by CBI_2

Great Stuff!

wheres the pun

[CBI_2]

Originally Posted by BigVito

wheres the pun

Right Here:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

[BigVito]

Originally Posted by CBI_2

Right Here:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

[JaKaAch]

I need to apologize for the toad stool joke,






it was in spore taste..

[CBI_2]

Originally Posted by JaKaAch

I need to apologize for the toad stool joke,






it was in spore taste..

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

[BigVito]

Originally Posted by CBI_2

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Tom!!!

[:eevis]

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

[vstrommark]

I know we have a few postmasters in our ranks

I got sent a package the other day, but when it arrived it was all damp.
I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had postage dew.

[sailchaser]

Originally Posted by vstrommark

I know we have a few postmasters in our ranks

I got sent a package the other day, but when it arrived it was all damp.
I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had postage dew.

Good thing I didn't send any smokes that day
They would be to wet to light that day

[King James]

could write the jokes for the bottom of popsicle sticks

[scottw]

a guy walked into a dr's office screaming "wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee". the dr. replied "relax, your a little "two tents"