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This is a discussion on Alabama bar within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; This guy walks into a bar in Alabama, steps up to the bar to order a beer, everyone stops talking ...
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Alabama bar
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama, steps up to the bar to order a beer, everyone stops talking and drinking and starts looking at the stranger.
Bartender ask the guy "you a'int from around here, are ya boy" Guy says "no" bartender ask " where ya from" Guy says "texas" bartender "what ya do in texas Guy says " Im a taxidermist" bartender says "whats a taxidermist" The guys looks around nervously and says " I mount animals" bartender looks up and shouts "its ok guys he is one of us" |
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Re: Alabama bar
Do you know where that bar is? Want to make sure if I ever go blind that I don't go in there with my seeing eye dog......
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Re: Alabama bar
So thats what Kayak Rat was talkin about when he said this Texan came into his bar.
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Re: Alabama bar
Quote:
You get a joke book for Christmas?
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Re: Alabama bar
OMG, that's hilarious.
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