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Old 01-14-2006, 03:38 AM   #1
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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama, steps up to the bar to order a beer, everyone stops talking and drinking and starts looking at the stranger.

Bartender ask the guy "you a'int from around here, are ya boy"

Guy says "no"

bartender ask " where ya from"

Guy says "texas"

bartender "what ya do in texas

Guy says " Im a taxidermist"

bartender says "whats a taxidermist"

The guys looks around nervously and says " I mount animals"

bartender looks up and shouts "its ok guys he is one of us"
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Re: Alabama bar

Do you know where that bar is? Want to make sure if I ever go blind that I don't go in there with my seeing eye dog......
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Re: Alabama bar

So thats what Kayak Rat was talkin about when he said this Texan came into his bar.
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Re: Alabama bar

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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama, steps up to the bar to order a beer, everyone stops talking and drinking and starts looking at the stranger.

Bartender ask the guy "you a'int from around here, are ya boy"

Guy says "no"

bartender ask " where ya from"

Guy says "texas"

bartender "what ya do in texas

Guy says " Im a taxidermist"

bartender says "whats a taxidermist"

The guys looks around nervously and says " I mount animals"

bartender looks up and shouts "its ok guys he is one of us"

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Re: Alabama bar

OMG, that's hilarious.
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