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This is a discussion on Glass Eye within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women. Suddenly her glass eye popped out and he ...
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10-09-2008, 12:30 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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Glass Eye
A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women. Suddenly her glass eye popped out and he caught it. She thanked him and asked him if he would join her for breakfast the next day. He agreed and got her address.
The next day he went to her house and had a lovely breakfast. He asked, "Do you treat all men like this?" She smiled and said, "Just the ones who catch my eye."
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How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams   cool cigar stuff |
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10-09-2008, 01:22 AM
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Re: Glass Eye
Ouch.
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10-09-2008, 03:02 AM
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No longer a community member.
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10-09-2008, 09:25 AM
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not really a puffer
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shameless!
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10-21-2008, 11:59 AM
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Same lady was once a well-known prostitute. Her specialty was letting men satisfy themselves in her empty eye-socket. If they tipped her well, she'd say "Next time you're in town, I'll keep an eye out for you!"
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10-28-2008, 11:46 PM
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Possum on a gumbush!
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Sounds like a joke my dad would tell.
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10-29-2008, 02:56 AM
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Re: Glass Eye
Quote:
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How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams cool cigar stuff |
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10-29-2008, 10:10 AM
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I love these!
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PILLOWS???!!!!..........THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!  sg9 |
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10-29-2008, 10:24 AM
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i need a cookie bailout
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That's funny
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