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This is a discussion on Man on a beach within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Here's an oldie but I still find it hilarious! A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the ...
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10-14-2008, 04:43 PM
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Man on a beach
Here's an oldie but I still find it hilarious!
A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach when he is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second one says, " Have you ever been kissed?", he shakes his head and so she kisses him. Rather abruptly the third girl asks, "Have you ever been F****d?" "NO!" says the man with his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now," she said. "The tides coming in."
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