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Figo · 10-16-2008, 09:01 AM

[SIZE=3]Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. >>[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Yellow Lab turned to the Chocolate Lab and said, "So why are you here?" >>[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Chocolate Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Yellow Lab asked, "So what is the vet going to do?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]"I'm a humper," the Yellow Lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, the little old lady that owns me had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away".[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]The Yellow Lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped[/SIZE]>>