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boonedoggle · 10-23-2008, 08:52 AM

A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place.
As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them. She was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.
She was, however, quite impressed by his apparent sensitive side.
She doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking. After a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"

She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds. He romantically lifts her in
his arms, carrying her into his bedroom. They rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, lying there in the afterglow, she rolls over and gently strokes his chest. She asks him coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says, "Help yourself to any prize on the middle shelf."