Wooden Eye (my favorite)

[Triolent]

[SIZE=2]Jerry lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house.

Finally, his friend Ed came over and forced him to go out. "There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?"

"All right," said Jerry, "but if anybody makes fun of my eye I'm leaving."

He went to the dance and stood around, trying to build up his courage. And then he saw a woman standing alone in the corner. She was very attractive, but she had a hairlip.

"She's worse off than me," Jerry thought. "The least I can do is ask her to dance."

He walked across the crowded dance floor and approached the girl. "Would you care to dance?" he asked.

"Would I?!" she exclaimed.

"That does it," he shouted, "Hairlip! Hairlip! Hairlip!"[/SIZE]

[mrreindeer]

Oh man is this a family favorite. My Dad would tell this joke to me as a kid, over and over and over again.

But it was always: "would I, would I"

"hunchback, hunchback"

[Freight Train]

i dont get it

[mrreindeer]

cuz he had a wood eye....

and when she says, "would I, would I?" in response to his request of a dance, he thinks she's commenting on (and making fun of) his wood eye...

so he responds in kind by pointing out her "Hunchback, hunchback"!

[Andyman]

My dad told me this joke when I was 6 - He passwed away shortly after that. I still remember it like it was yesterday 28 years later. Best joke iv'e ever heard!

[cricky101]

Every time I hear someone reply "Would I?!?!!" I think of this joke, except the version in my head ends with "Well F-U peg leg!" Ha, love it.

[mrreindeer]

Originally Posted by cricky101

Every time I hear someone reply "Would I?!?!!" I think of this joke

Totally - me too!

Originally Posted by cricky101

except the version in my head ends with "Well F-U peg leg!" Ha, love it.

Haha, I've heard it with the pegleg too.