This is a discussion on ... beautiful younger sister within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so ...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it
when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little'
sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car. To my surprise, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car.
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Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch) -Homer J.
11-08-2008, 02:24 PM
, dude thats funny 
... beautiful younger sister
