Identifying Drivers

[cosner63]

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell Phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

And, of course Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

[nickhager_99]

thats good... the Arkansas ones the best

[joed]

I resemble that remark!!

[Warhorse545]

Originally Posted by cosner63

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

I take great offense to this one. It is a What-A-Burger bag dagnabit.





Stacey

[joed]

Originally Posted by Warhorse545

I take great offense to this one. It is a What-A-Burger bag dagnabit.





Stacey

If y'all don't know what a what-a-burger bag is - you ain't never been to Texass. Might could be it would do y'all good to go.

[catfishm2]

Originally Posted by cosner63

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

Hey Anita!...

[Ms. Floydp]

Originally Posted by catfishm2

Hey Anita!...

Hey Mark!!!

one hand on wheel, one hand in otterbox trying to find the last Tampa Sweetheart, one foot on the brake and one foot on the accelerator, no pants and thinking about what excuse he can come up with to call Darlene (Tampa Sweetheart girl) while driving a semi... VIRGINIA

[catfishm2]

Originally Posted by Ms. Floydp

Hey Mark!!!

one hand on wheel, one hand in otterbox trying to find the last Tampa Sweetheart, one foot on the brake and one foot on the accelerator, no pants and thinking about what excuse he can come up with to call Darlene (Tampa Sweetheart girl) while driving a semi... VIRGINIA

Hey, I drive with my pants on...it's just when I herf that I don't.

[Churchlady]

One hand on newspaper, one middle finger out the window, one foot on brake, one foot on accelerator, using knee to drive... DC

[Jeff]

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

Funny chit!

[ukyfan]

Originally Posted by cosner63

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS
FLORIDA

For once this joke put some other state there besides KY. It's about time