10 things to ponder

[Throb]

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two states of being: Hungry and Horny. If you see a guy without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration and Homeland Security

[Franksmith]

Fantastic...

THANKS!

For all of us that have fallen victim to # 7, we KNOW that one isn't true. Teach someone to use the internet, and they will drive you insane for the next month. Its questions about things they forgot, questions about viruses and how to get the computer running again, or they e-mail you every urban legend that ever existed (with 23 forwards preceding actual body of e-mail, or they have to tell/show you all the neat places they have found.

Other than that observations, All I have to say is that right now I need to go fix me some lunch!!

[tetraplegic]

hahaha, i'm a fan of #1 .. #5 is so true too. Might as well enjot life as it's going to end at some point regardless of what you do.... cigars are a good way to go

[ky toker]

Had a good laugh, thanks.