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This is a discussion on Now thats ugly within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; An extremely ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper looks at her and then at ...
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02-19-2006, 12:55 PM
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Now thats ugly
An extremely ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper looks at her and then at the kids and asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. "Why would you ask? Do you think they look alike? "The blonde one is a good four inches taller than the brunette and the taller one is at least 50 pounds heavier than the short one." "No." He replied, "It's just that I can't believe you were able to get laid twice!"
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02-19-2006, 11:02 PM
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Re: Now thats ugly
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02-19-2006, 11:04 PM
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Nice
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04-26-2006, 01:01 AM
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Re: Now thats ugly
I laughed out loud!!!
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