Two Garbage Bags

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[SIZE=2]Two Garbage Bags[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]> A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> of your bag.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Thanks for telling me..' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. OK? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'[/SIZE]

[mikeyj23]

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That's wrong!!!