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This is a discussion on Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. ...
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Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12 inch elf? 3. I've got something in the sack for you. 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk sister! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries. 7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it.) 8. I see you when you're sleeping...and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the "nice" list...I've got you on the "naughty" register. 10. Wanna' join the "Mile High" club?
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