Top twenty-five reasons that hockey is better than sex

[shark]

TOP TWENTY-FIVE REASONS THAT HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX

25. If it’s a bad game, you can call a time out.
24. It’s okay to bleed during a game.
23. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from.
22. There’s a limit to the size of all equipment.
21. You can still play when you get married.
20. You can change on the fly.
19. Any time you see an open net, you can go for it.
18. If you can’t get it up...who cares?
17. You can score on all the teams in the league over and over,.
16. You can pull the goalie without getting yelled at.
15. It’s broadcast live on TV.
14. Everyone can shoot at the same goal.
13. Because of the face mask, nothing can get in your eyes.
12. You always know how big the stick is.
11. You can shoot on the goal, and it’s considered a good thing.
10. It’s legal to play hockey professionally.
9. The puck is always hard,.
8. Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. Periods only last twenty minutes.
3. You can count on it at least twice a week, four times a night.
2. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

And, the number one reason hockey is better than sex...

1. A two-on-one, or three-on-one is not uncommon

[Jimbo14]

Haha, very good! I thought number four was very funny