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This is a discussion on The Train Ride within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek ...
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12-24-2005, 12:48 AM
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Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes
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The Train Ride
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again
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12-24-2005, 01:35 AM
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12-26-2005, 07:37 PM
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That was great. I didn't see it coming, but it sure made sense.
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12-27-2005, 08:37 AM
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Hope your French joke goes over better than my last one, but
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06-23-2007, 01:26 AM
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I liked it
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06-23-2007, 02:21 AM
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That is awsome very funny
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06-23-2007, 09:45 AM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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[size=7]BBBaaa WWaaaa hahahahahaaa![/size]
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06-23-2007, 11:19 AM
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Good one Iceman, As long the frenchman is from France not from Quebec.
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06-23-2007, 11:36 AM
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Quote:
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06-24-2007, 09:21 AM
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Evolving Lead Puffer Fish
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OUCH!!!!!
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