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This is a discussion on Ten Thoughts to Ponder... within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can ...
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03-16-2006, 09:10 AM
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder...
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT ......... America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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03-16-2006, 09:50 AM
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03-16-2006, 10:09 AM
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No. 6: I know several!!!
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03-16-2006, 11:33 AM
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# 1 goes to prove a farmer and his friends are smarter then g-men and their bosses...like that's a big surprise
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03-16-2006, 02:30 PM
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Or maybe #1 shows that through conflict and chaos, they can hide their true motifs
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03-16-2006, 03:44 PM
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"Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington Your U.S. Constitution : Read it! Learn it! Respect it! Love it! "There is no place like 127.0.0.1." |
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03-20-2006, 11:09 PM
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I'm Hungry . . .
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03-21-2006, 12:39 AM
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03-21-2006, 10:51 AM
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