A husband & wife go golfing....

[Whitefish]

A husband wife decide to get golf lessons, so they set up an appointment with a local golf pro. The first thing he says to them is he wants to see them swing the club so he can fix their weaknesses. The husband goes first & slices the ball way to the left. The golf pro says I see your problem: "you are gripping the club too tight. Get a good grasp but not too strong, kind of like you are holding your wife's breasts. you want a good hold, but you don't want to squeeze them off." so the husband tries this & hits a dead straight 250 yard drive. The wife says "WOW,my turn!" So she swings & hits an ugly slice to the right. The pro says "you have the same problem as your husband. You are gripping the club too tight. Hold it like you would hold your husband's weiner. Not too tight, but not too loose either." so the woman tries this & hits the ball dead straight but it only goes about 10 yards. The Golf Pro then says "See, now if you just take the club out of your mouth, I bet it goes a lot further next time!"

[stanthetaxman]

Good one!

[Denahue]