George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

[Iceman]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America then
he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

[anton]

not from Carlin

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

[Iceman]

[anton]

I somewhat agree with the concept, it's just not Carlin who said it.

Knowing his views, he'd probably go after the corporations that hire the illegal aliens, which is the reason they come here in the first place.

If they can't get jobs, they won't come here. Period.

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Anton

I somewhat agree with the concept, it's just not Carlin who said it.

Knowing his views, he'd probably go after the corporations that hire the illegal aliens, which is the reason they come here in the first place.

If they can't get jobs, they won't come here. Period.

That has been my feeling all along. Right now we are chasing the ants instead of removing the sugar cube.