Two hillbillies (Buzz might know them)......

[Cycleman]

NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
> >
> > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
> > cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their
> > junkyard business.
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
> > to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> real
> > distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
> swallar?"
> > The woman shakes her head, "No". "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to
> > turn blue and shakes her head, "No".
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, stands her up, lifts up the
> > back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her a
> lick,
> > on her right butt cheek, with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that
> > she has a violent spasm, she screams and the obstruction flies out of
> > her mouth.
> > As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
> > his seat. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
> > Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore."

[buzkirk]

Well,.... it worked didn't it.

[thehat101]

I thought thats how you really did it. I dont see whats so funny ????

[didier]

At Quebec, this is the way to do it. Why are you laughing.

[stanthetaxman]

Hind Lick