In a hurry........

[Cycleman]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I
was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap
and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked
towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"

[stanthetaxman]

Ugh!

[Sparhawk]

Shoulda seen that one coming...!