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Whitefish · 07-08-2007, 11:54 AM

....I don't want to piss anyone here off, but I got this on my e-mail & thought some of you guys would like it. But some of you may not.

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
> whom loved to play together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
> into a bog and began to sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at
> the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
> but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
> only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
> Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
> off with a length of rope hoping he still had time
> to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
> to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
> he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
> chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
> farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
> and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
> horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
> the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
> when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
> Best Buddies, Best Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
> and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
> horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
> straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
> hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of
>
> the pit
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
> him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a
> moral!)
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
> Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
>