Doctor Cycleman

[Whitefish]

**When I read this I immediately thought of you Michael!!**

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After my first visit he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, Or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said

He looked at me and said,....
'Then, why do you even give a shit?!

[stanthetaxman]

[Cycleman]

ZACKLY!

[CRider]

I support the sentiment of this thread!

[Python]

That's a good one!

[Sparhawk]

Cycleman's (hypothetical) eulogy:

He smoked tobacco, drank beer and wine.

He ate rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs.

He spent most of his time in the sun, playing golf, sailing, hiking, and bicycling.

He gambled, drove fast cars (and motorcycles) and had lots of sex.

He didn't have a good liver but he was one 'cause he didn't give a shit

[size=7]May you outlive us all, Michael ! ! ! ! ! [/size]