Perfect excuse

[didier]

The Perfect Excuse


> Wife comes home early from work one day only to find
> her husband in bed with a strange woman.
>
> She says, 'That's it, I'm leaving and never coming
> back.'
>
> He says, 'Don't you at least want to hear my
> explanation?'
>
> She shrugs and says, 'Fine, let's hear your story.
> And this had Better be good!'
>
> He says, 'Well, I'm driving along the street, when I
> see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying.
>
> I took pity on her and asked if she would like to
> get cleaned up in my house.
>
> She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
>
> She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that
> doesn't fit you anymore, the silk
>
> blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago
> that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore
only twice.
>
> I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in
> the fridge, that you never served me.
>
> I showed her to the door . She was so grateful, for
> all these things, and she thanked me profusely.
> But then, as she was about to leave she turned
> around and asked
> me........
>
> 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use
> anymore?'

[Python]

That's a good one!

[Acesfull]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH now thats funny......

[CRider]

I don't think that'd work

[thehat101]

NICE !!!!!

[Whitefish]