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Old 10-16-2008, 08:19 AM   #1
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MISSING HUSBAND

Joe forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!'

The next morning Joe got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife ran out
to the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Joe has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:07 AM   #2
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Oh snap! now thats funny
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A scale definitely takes less than 6 seconds from 0-200.

Very funny.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....Good one Jax!
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