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This is a discussion on In Hell within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Ok, stop me if you've heard this one... A guy dies and goes to Hell, where he's met at the ...
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11-13-2008, 01:02 PM
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Full grown Puffer Fish
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In Hell
Ok, stop me if you've heard this one...
A guy dies and goes to Hell, where he's met at the gates by Satan. Satan tells him "Don't worry. Things aren't as bad here as people think. In fact, you get to choose where you spend eternity". He then leads the man down a hallway with three doors. Behind the first door was a room full of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Behind the second door was a room filled with people, also standing on their heads, but this time on a carpeted floor. Behind the third door was a room full of people standing upright, drinking coffee, only knee deep in manure. Weighing his options, the man decides that the manure isn't so bad, and chooses the third room. Satan lets him in and closes the door behind him. He wades in through the manure, recieves a cup of coffee, and manages to take a couple of sips when the door opens again. Satan, sticking his head in, shouts "Ok. Coffee break is over. Back on your heads!" |
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11-13-2008, 01:13 PM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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hahahhaha now thats funny
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11-13-2008, 01:16 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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HAHAHA Good one!!
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11-16-2008, 12:09 AM
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Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes
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01-26-2009, 12:58 PM
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-Deo VinDice-
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Re: In Hell
ah now thats some good humor
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01-26-2009, 01:08 PM
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Re: In Hell
One of the better one I've heard. Thanks.
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01-30-2009, 11:48 AM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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Re: In Hell
Good one, very funny.
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01-30-2009, 05:12 PM
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Maturing Puffer Fish
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Re: In Hell
...Heard it, but the lead was a little different.
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