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This is a discussion on Dumb Pirate Joke within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; What did the pirate put on his toast? Marrrrrrmelade! Har har....
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11-15-2008, 04:03 PM
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Dumb Pirate Joke
What did the pirate put on his toast?
Marrrrrrmelade! Har har. |
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11-15-2008, 06:03 PM
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Argh!
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01-26-2009, 12:59 PM
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thats bad its like why couldn't the pirate see the movie? because it was rated arrhh
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01-26-2009, 01:02 PM
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Squid® is a pirate and strongly resents this thread!!! HAW!
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01-26-2009, 01:04 PM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender exclaims, "you've got a wheel sticking out of your pants!" The pirate says, "arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts."
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03-20-2009, 11:44 PM
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Don't call me Sally!
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03-21-2009, 12:27 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a Pilot's Wheel on the end of his d@#k. One guy walks up to the pirate and asked him "What's with the Pilot's Wheel?" The pirate says, " Aye! She's driving me nuts".
That"s how I heard it.
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03-21-2009, 01:28 AM
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here's my dumb joke
 After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it? He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it. |
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04-19-2009, 05:55 AM
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Hahahahahahaha!
Nice work all of ya's!
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04-19-2009, 10:29 AM
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04-19-2009, 06:37 PM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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some good one guys
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04-19-2009, 07:22 PM
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Pirate jokes rule.
Back in my Privateering days, I once came across an old Pirate with one eye, one hook hand and one peg leg. Me being board and 3 sheets to the wind I bought him a beer and asked how he lost his leg. The old Pirate said it was bitten off by a shark. Impressed by this story, I bought another round and asked how he lost his hand. The old Pirate said it was cut off by a British Captain when they tried to raid his ship. Stunned by this and still seeing missing parts, I bought another round and asked how he lost his eye. The Pirate looked straight at me and said “a seagull pooped in my eye”, I couldn’t believe that and asked again how did you really lose your eye. The Pirate looked up again and said “it was the first day with the hook”. |
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04-19-2009, 08:50 PM
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04-19-2009, 09:44 PM
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now da der's funny!
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