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Old 11-28-2008, 09:10 PM   #1
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Two brothers...

there were two brothers ages 8 and 10 named nick and jimmy. one morning nick was in jimmys room and jimmy said..."you know nick, were getting older...and i think its time we say a swear word at the breakfast table." nick was all for it and said.."oh! oh! i wanna say ASS!" jimmy scratched his head and said..."thats a good one...but i wanna say HELL" Nick squealed "good one! lets go!"

so the boys go racing downstairs to see their dad sipping his coffee and reading the paper. Nick and Jimmy sat at the table squirming when the dad turned to jimmy and said "good morning son....what would you like for breakfast?" Jimmy tried to play it cool and replied "aw HELL dad, give me some cheerio's." jimmys dad threw down his paper and smacked jimmy out of his chair.

nick sat there wide eyed as his brother was picking himself back up, when their dad turned to nick and said..." and what would you like for breakfast son?"

nick said "im not sure but you can bet your sweet ASS i dont want any cheerio's!"

















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lol good one
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thats funny.... and i think that may have actually happened before
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Old 11-29-2008, 06:12 AM   #4
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thats funny.... and i think that may have actually happened before
thats an old joke in my family, and when it was told to me my name and ny brothers names were used. really brings it home
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I don't think it happened quite that way, but that story sounds somewhat familiar from my youth with my brother & I as well
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Old 11-29-2008, 03:12 PM   #7
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Old 11-29-2008, 03:41 PM   #8
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thats funny.... and i think that may have actually happened before
probably did only i was 3 and you were 5

and im pretty sure you said f*ck
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Hehe, good one JJ
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I am pretty sure Nick asked for "ass" for breakfest. Nothing like waking up and having some ass 1st thing
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